Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前Lay them on meslrpnk.netimagemessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1939arrow-down112
arrow-up1927arrow-down1imageLay them on meslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前message-square73fedilink
minus-squareimPastaSyndrome@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up105arrow-down2·8 个月前That’s not an insult it’s a curse Insult: Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up. You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager
minus-squareAnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·8 个月前One that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are”
minus-squarexx3rawrlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 个月前May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 个月前No! Don’t inflict them on the rest of us!
minus-squareAndonno@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 个月前How appropriate, you fight like a cow. (because someone had to)
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 个月前I don’t get what that’s supposed to mean… Wouldn’t dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?
minus-squareMr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 个月前 Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up. NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO! 😜
That’s not an insult it’s a curse
Insult:
Your elevator doesn’t quite go all the way up.
You have all the creativity and emotional intelligence of a manager
One that I like that is also a curse rather than an insult is “I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are”
May your children grow up to be like the politicians you voted for.
No! Don’t inflict them on the rest of us!
This is both
You fight like a dairy farmer.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
(because someone had to)
And you fight like a hen.
I don’t get what that’s supposed to mean… Wouldn’t dairy farmers tend to be more jacked than average?
NEITHER DOES YOUR DICK! YOOOOOOOOOOO!
😜