• @[email protected]
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    Ninja is not an obsolete job! They’ve just become so stealthy and cunning that no one realizes they’re still around 🥷🫥

    • Icalasari
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      Ignoring the joke, it is actually obsolete. The last ninja family refuses to name a successor, pass on certain techniqies, etc. so technically, no more official ninja

      • @[email protected]
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        833 months ago

        I don’t know… That sounds like just the sort of thing an ancient ninja clan would want you to think…

        • @[email protected]
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          33 months ago

          They’ll change their minds one a skilled but arrogant youth appears on their doorstep. They will, of course, be later killed by his nemesis, but not before transfering their legacy onto him.

      • @[email protected]
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        Well that sucks. If there are never goin to be ninjas again the least the family could do is write down all the secret techniques for histories sake.

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          133 months ago

          How’s Splinter supposed to teach his turtle boys now? We’re just about getting to the good mutagen technologies!

      • @[email protected]
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        73 months ago

        Only a wannabe fake would claim to be a “ninja” !

        Come on that’s like talking about fight club…

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          They were not. They were talking about a much more important part of history.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hidden_Figures_(book)

          Babbage had some interesting ideas and produced one machine that was not especially useful. He didn’t even really understand the idea of software. That was Ada Lovelace.

          NASA’s “computers” got us to the moon. They literally calculated Apollo 11’s trajectory. They saved the men on Apollo 13 by plotting their directory back home. All with paper and their superior knowledge of mathematics.

          They were women and they were black, which is why they were mostly forgotten for many years and why you probably don’t know about them yourself.

  • FreshLight
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    Well fuck. I’m a useful man…

    Looks like that’s useless :/

    • m-p{3}
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      You were simply transformed into a handyperson.

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        203 months ago

        It wasn’t the same as a handyman. The title “useful man” was for a servant who’d never actually serve the master.

        Today it’d be a “runner” or some kind of “assistant to the assistant”

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            Holy shit, is this why lowly assistants are colloquially called gophers?!? I never drew the connection. Sometime we just take weird words or phrases for granted without thinking about their etymology.

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    353 months ago

    There’s a podcast called Jobsolete that covers, as the name implies, obsolete jobs! It’s inactive now but they have an ok size catalog that it’s worth going back and listening.

    • @sbv
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      53 months ago

      With decriminalization, they’re probably coming back

  • @Imgonnatrythis
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    They said we don’t need toad doctors anymore, but I’m not so sure.

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      Is the doctor treating sick toads, or treating sick people using toads? Both? Maybe it’s just a pejorative and real toads aren’t involved all

  • Monster
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    213 months ago

    Them: You’re a ninja? I didn’t realize you all still existed. You: Thank you

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    203 months ago

    My dad worked on an assembly line making vacuum tubes. After that he was a calculator repairman for most of his life.

    Calculator Repairman.

    An entire life that is obsolete now. Because we no longer do much of the drudgery of assembly lines; we have machines that do it. Calculators (and other things) that used to require an entire infrastructure to keep running are now cheap and disposable.

    Why can’t a high school graduate raise a family of four and buy a house? Because this isn’t that world. We’ve eliminated a lot of the jobs the middle class used to do.

    Not on purpose, just because.

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      That’s the one that jumped out at me almost religiously. I feel like I lost out on something deeply fulfilling and tailored to my very soul.

      Edit: It doesn’t mention living in a toadstool or a hermit hut covered in them as I had imagined, but I’m sure it’s perfectly legal to do that while still upholding your oaths and croaks.

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        43 months ago

        If I had a time machine I would go and be a toad doctor and live in a little cottage in the woods and have a ton of wacky ingredients and stuff everywhere.

      • Schadrach
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        33 months ago

        It’s similar to cunning folk, another kind of folk magician.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        I wonder how much schooling someone would need for this? What’s the salary and benefits like? I think I could do this.