Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

robocall@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-2 8 months ago

first time i’ve not seen anyone mentioning horse cock under a vaush mention

MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Hate to break it to you but you are the person who mentioned horse cock

(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-2 8 months ago

Noxy@yiffit.net · 8 months ago

everyone loves horse cock

(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 months ago

♪ sends your asshole into shock ♪

GarfGirl [she/her]@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 months ago

funniest bit of lore about the guy that made that song is that he was a member of Caleb Maupin’s patsoc cult who probably hated vaush’s guts

Eldritch@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Mr hands loved it too much

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 8 months ago

He flew too close to the horse cock

yarr@feddit.nl · 8 months ago

Mountain streams flowing,
Vaush’s heart beats as horse race,
Cock cries in delight.

Horse rider gallops by,
Strong tail stirring autumn leaves,
Erection takes hold.

Sunset paints the sky,
Bronze stallion calls Vaush’s name,
Aroused, he mounts.