Disclaimer: I am not a metalhead. I know nothing of Party Cannon’s works. Only that someone uttered, “Fucking Party Cannon” upon seeing this flyer.

  • @AlligatorBlizzard
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    473 months ago

    Think of how much they wasted on color posters just for fucking Party Cannon.

    • @brbposting
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      343 months ago

      Some accountant: “not so fast”

  • @[email protected]M
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    3 months ago

    Party Cannon rocks! I took my daughter to a show here recently. It’s a fun show with lots of inflatable pool toys… And pushups. (Honestly, you don’t need to be a metal head to enjoy the show and it’s very unique.)

    We got to see them in a tiny venue too so it was super personal. The lead singer personally sold my kid a tee shirt. ;)

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      ₙ̵͖͆̌̓̒̄͛̕̕ₒ̸̨̹͕̝̼͉̺̹̥̑ ̶̫̭̱̙̹̼͈̹̾̈́̈͝ₐ̴̧̛͓̙̰̣͚̺̫͎̈́̏̄̂̍̽̇͐͝ₗ̷͕̼̰̾͒ͅₜ̷̛̺̒́͗ₐ̷̛͇̭̤͈̃̓̎ᵣ̷̡͓̠̲͇͖̻̐̏̀́́͊̾̈́͠ͅₛ̸̨̩̃̈́̍̏́͑̀̓̕

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      There, did it for them.

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    3 months ago

    I wish their music was like plonky circus music, but with the evil devil screaming metal lyrics laid on top and the band itself came out dressed like bright, colorful clowns.

    Also: Does one of those say “Alter Beast?” Like the video game?

      • @[email protected]
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        23 months ago

        My local one burned down in a fire started by a child messing with a toy that had batteries if I recall correctly

        Not going to mention location because I don’t want to dox myself