Did somebody say Pizza the Hut?
Looks like Pizza is gonna send out for you!
That’s fron the future.
Hmm, is that the date when the fax was sent? I thought, it was just weirdly formatted, but part of the following sentence, so the child will be born on the 25th September.
I said fron the future, means something completely different.
Ah, of course. :D
yeah - “on [date] My child will be born”
You can tell it’s true because it says FAX at the top
Specifying the date this precisely is part of the joke, right? Like, even with a C-section, you wouldn’t know the date several months in advance …right?
You would if you learned it from an ancient prophecy!
(They actually do give you a “delivery date” from the first appointment when you’re pregnant irl, but the reality is more like +/- 2 weeks)
Sure you would. Doctors give you an expected delivery date during the initial exam. It’s not usually accurate, but they give it. It’s close enough.
I love the rage-grab on the paper. Like the reader knows exactly what’s coming. Like that one guy in every Ronald Emmerich film.