Having banned the use of the phrase, “climate change” in state laws Florida will next ban the public use of the word, “hurricane” and it’s plural and derivatives along with words and phrases such as, "typhoon " and, “tropical storm” and will change the words of the state anthem to, “LALALALALA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
Governor DeSantis was quoted as saying, “If we can convince the Trumpists rubes to shove their heads far enough up their own asses they may not notice the death and destruction while we rake in the final billions in political contributions before Florida slips into the ocean.”
Oh man those hurricanes are gonna be PISSED
We should try nuking them.
Or we could change their path with a sharpie! It’s easy!
How long until they accidentally ban the Tampa Bay Lightning? Or the University of Miami Hurricanes?
Wild question. Back in the day they’d say hurricanes were there to punish the gays, now that those states are hard red states what are they being punished for now? Being closeted and homophobic?
They will just think they are not hating the gays hard enough.
wOkE DIIIIIDNEY wORL!!1!1!!! /s
blockbuster hurricane season
Wtf does that even mean? People are gonna be lining up around the block for the hurricane in excitement?
Hurricanes gonna be lining up around the block in excitement
In this case the literal interpretation may be the most accurate. Much like these.
Busting a block of houses!
Here in Germany, it’s going to be 30 degrees this weekend. At the beginning of April. Absolute insanity. Ten degrees less would still be called “unseasonably warm”.
That’s 86 F for all you freedom lovers, or the front seat temperature of a Ford F150 with 312 fresh Big Macs in the extended cab.
Wait Wait, hurricanes aren’t a good thing?
Putting the “arse” in Arsthechnica
It just hailed in Napa California.
Not sure why the 2 people down voted, it’s a point of fact that’s pretty relevant to op
Won’t somebody think of the vintages??
