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minus-squarewhodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up85·10 months agoJokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.
minus-squarebrbpostinglinkfedilinkarrow-up32·10 months agoImmediately disappointed with that one flaw. has 0 or more friends There we go
minus-squareHjalmar@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·10 months agoWhat about me? I have -1 friends
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-210 months agoFor clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend. You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoAh crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet…
minus-squareFranklin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-210 months agoFucking check ✔️ Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn’t easy.
minus-squarebrbpostinglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoAww Hjala you divided them by zero or something
minus-square30p87@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoIf the dev made the assumption that you are your own friend, but did not want to count yourself, so subtracted 1 (yourself) from the friend counter, you would have -1 friends in case you hated yourself. Sources: me.
Jokes on you I was born under the bees and I have no friends. Checkmate, astrologists.
Immediately disappointed with that one flaw.
There we go
What about me? I have -1 friends
For clarification: having an enemy is not enough to be qualified as a negative friend.
You have to have a friend who is entirely a drain on you and provides you with absolutely zero positive benefit to being friends with them.
Ah crap, now I have to make a spreadsheet…
Fucking check ✔️
Slowly learning to build positive influences in my life, out growing abusive patterns isn’t easy.
Aww Hjala you divided them by zero or something
If the dev made the assumption that you are your own friend, but did not want to count yourself, so subtracted 1 (yourself) from the friend counter, you would have -1 friends in case you hated yourself.
Sources: me.