• Flax
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    472 months ago

    All fun and games until you find a set of stairs, rough ground, or a steep hill

    • Echo Dot
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      102 months ago

      Well, don’t make the ground lumpy then. He built everything after all right.

      • Flax
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        62 months ago

        Then how will we chase our prey off cliffs

    • @[email protected]
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      42 months ago

      We wouldn’t have invented stairs if everyone had wheels for legs. We would be using ramps.

      Are you telling me god couldn’t create our wheels to be all-terrain?

  • @[email protected]
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    382 months ago

    “This is the circle of hell for people who depicted god as a soyjak”. Dante looks upon it in horror.

  • @[email protected]
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    242 months ago

    I like the idea that anon ends up in hell for this and he’s down their next to all the flames and shit and some mass murderer tyrant is like “what are you in for?” and he’s just there because of this stupid fucking meme. I hope hell has enough capacity since they may as well just close up shop in heaven.

  • theodewere
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    152 months ago

    in his Hell, he will have extremely high tech wheels for legs, and all the food will be in trees

  • @lemmeee
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    122 months ago

    He would have to build roads too, but I don’t see why he couldn’t do that. Actually he could have created all of modern technology from the start, but didn’t.

    • I Cast Fist
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      32 months ago

      Or even worse, his wheels will be those of a skateboard and there are pebbles everywhere.

  • @lord___vader
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    32 months ago

    Ok explain to me how a biological “wheel” would work