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graham1@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 1 year ago

It's Happening!

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It's Happening!

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graham1@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 1 year ago
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Anybody taking bets on what happens next?

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/4/19/israeli-missiles-hit-site-in-iran-explosions-heard-in-isfahan-report

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    If only a genocide weren’t happening in the backdrop, I’d be fine with Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Russia and any major powers that want to war with each other to play Duck Hunt with their air defence systems, I’d just ask they designate civilian free areas to target for each other, and pride themselves on whatever amount get through.

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      Removed by mod

      • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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        I feel you, but I also agree that this community isn’t the place for the comment.

        • ToyDork
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          Fair enough, we’ll leave it at that.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “Holy shit! A flying bat!”

    “Pfft. That’s nothing to get excited about. All bats fly.”

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    Israel and Iran learn they’re not so different after all, hug it out and go surfing.

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      3000 hugs and surfing trips of Israel

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    Airdropping bonks

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    a rock tied to a drone would be a terrifying weapon

    • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      If you want a non-explosive drone-dropped munition I recommend a flechette. They are basically military grade lawn darts.

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        The idea of a drone playing flechette lawn darts is absolutely terrifying

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    The opposing team will upgrade to adding a board with a nail in it.

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