• prole
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      7 months ago

      Explains why he stands for nothing.

      (sorry)

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      7 months ago

      Some time travelers just missed with the tree they dropped on him.

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        7 months ago

        And after, he stated, “I have a dream to crush dreams the same way that tree limb crushed my spine!” Then he used the millions that he made suing his neighbor in a liability lawsuit to run for Texas AG and then made it impossible for anyone to get the same type of payout he got in a Texas liability lawsuit.

        Presumably, after which he then exclaimed, “I’m the most damaging AG ever in Texas!” Ken Paxton took this as a challenge and decided to make Abbott a distant second after Abbott became mayor and Paxton stepped in.

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      7 months ago

      Wait until you find out why he’s in a wheelchair and hope the tree comes back to finish the job.