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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Petal Pusher Showdown: Are You a Friend or a Foe-liage?

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Petal Pusher Showdown: Are You a Friend or a Foe-liage?

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merari42@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Frolicking? With THESE knees?

    Best I can do is a seated general appreciation.

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      Yeah my knees gave out just thinking about it.

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    Frolicking in fields? Better check yourself for ticks.

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      Yeah, I got myself some Borrelia in 2022 thanks to a picnic in a meadow. Luckily the antibiotics killed those pretty fast.

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    That looks like a field that’s dedicated for pollinators. Are you a pollinator?

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      With legs as hairy as mine I am a card holding member of the pollinators party.

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      We are all pollinators on this blessed day

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        Just last night it rained 20cm of snow and it’s late fucking april, but lets pollinate away.

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    Wanted to come here and point out the third option: suffer from pollen allergies and just die when you get beat that field. Then I saw all the comments about people not frolicking, so I’ll take my histamin blockers and jump with you in that field :)

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    Competitive frolicking sounds like something I would watch.

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    I’m frolicking with you for about 5 minutes until the millions of flies start to get annoying

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    I will fight in the shade! (Of the beautiful Oak Tree atop the hill)

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    Picnic was never an option.

  • DivineDev@kbin.run
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    Only a sith deals in absolutes.

    • threelonmusketeers
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      Now you’ve reminded me of the scenes of Anakin and Padme frolicking on Naboo in AotC. Some of the worst dialogue in the entire prequels…

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      But what if you really don’t care if a number is positive or negative and just want to know how far from zero it is?

  • dogsoahC@lemm.ee
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    We should all be (fro)licking more.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Im standing at the edge of the forest watching the battle

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