• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    Well now I’m definitely going to have to save up $10,000 for a flame-throwing robot dog.

    How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

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      7 months ago

      The only defense against a bad guy with a flame throwing robot dog, is a good guy with a flame throwing robot dog

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      7 months ago

      How else am I going to protect myself from all the flame-throwing robot dogs?

      Build a tesla coil for $100.

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        7 months ago

        What if their flame thrower range is longer than the range of my Tesla coil?

        Also, how will I get my revenge?

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          What if their flame thrower range is longer than the range of my Tesla coil?

          Put your Tesla coil on a long boom. Worked for pikemen.

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          The nice part of that is that the fire conducts along the electricity

          Edit: this was like two weeks ago but it was the other way around I am dumb

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          Make use of the only good usefully informative scene in Small Soldiers, and use a power transformer to create a city block radius EMP