• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    He goes inside, the door slams shut, demonic noises for five minutes, then the door flies open and an angry, bloody Gordon Ramsey comes stomping out

    “Why do you have a FUCKING gateway to the demonic realm in your restaurant?! Do you have any idea how many lost souls I found in there?! ANSWER ME!!!”

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    8 months ago

    Gordon Ramsay when the Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension gaze into his soul:

    “Are you just going to fucking stand there?”

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    8 months ago

    Other than Gordon Ramsay being involved this is more or less the plot to the book House of Leaves lol

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      Pretty sure that was the intention¹

      ¹I mean… it has a footnote and everything

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          Well shit, now I want a Rowan Atkinson and Gordon Ramsay comedy film. Any kind, really… buddy cop, rom-com, heist, psychological horror. It’s money in the bank

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            You should check out a show that came out some years ago called Psychoville! None of those people are in it, but it’s the closest thing I’ve ever seen to what you’re describing lol

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    This reminds me of the time I worked at a tattoo parlor. Sometimes when refilling the ink bottles in the storage room I’d get the feeling that someone was watching me. One time I swear I heard a deep low growling, like a disgruntled chef watching someone pick up a piece of raw chicken, brush it off, and put it back in the pan