“it’s Linux season”

Its the year of the linux desktop obviously

Be vewy, vewy quiet. I’m paying too much.

Maybe they’ll open source it, making the NT Core kernel that does a third what NT can, go through three or four iterations over WinNT Core 12, 13, 14, before getting it up to almost feature parity with closed source Windows and change the name to just WinNT

But they’ll probably just make it a subscription cloud service like you said

I used to say that people have been saying forever that Windows is going to be made a cloud service and I’ll wait till I actually see evidence that’s happening before I believe it, but watching everything they’ve done around 365 over the last few years… I’d almost be more surprised if they don’t at least try that at this point

Windows 12 will run on Musk’s Neauralink hardware, with direct connection to your pain centers for instant compliance with advertising directives.

Was never going to be

That leak/rumour was just for netbooks that telnet into better machines