I don’t think my birthday suit and flipflops follow any lab rules that I know of

But if there is one, that sounds like my kind of party

Only if they’re natural fiber

Daycare close at 16:30 in Norway‽ How can any parents find time for that?

In Sweden in my city all daycares run by the municipality are open at least between 06:30 and 18:30. They can close earlier if no parents need it to be open later. Private daycares probably have similar times.

Climb out of bed? I can barely wake up…

Work from home bed