• asphalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 months ago

    God do I ever hate corporate speak.

    “Yeah we figured we could increase our market share but that controversy would harm profits even more. Nevermind thihi >.<”

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      5 months ago

      “Rest assured we’ll keep trying other ways until we find one that you don’t really care about or don’t realize it’s screwing you over. Thank you for your continued support!”

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      5 months ago

      Yeah, but Sony cant say “Fuck, calm down we wont do it if you cunts are gonna carry on like this.”

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        5 months ago

        Yeah, they’re not…

        Uhh, would maybe Mark Cuban or Richard Branson have those stones? Know there’s somebody out there…