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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny · 1 year ago

An easy mistake to make

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An easy mistake to make

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny · 1 year ago
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    Idk which is more amusing, that she never dropped the phone, that she looks so disgusted, or the look the zebra has on its face!

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      “You got food?”

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        "Give me some sugar, Mama!”

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      Zebras are scary AF man. They will bite you and are very food aggressive. I went through one of these petting drive through zoos years ago, they have signs posted that say not to feed the zebras… After feeding cows, bulls, horses, ostriches(which were scariest) I forgot to be cautious with the zebra. I tried to feed one and it bit down on my hand extremely hard. All the other animals were super chill and they grab the food with their lips/tongue but zebras seem to not be able to restrain themselves. They’re crazy

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        Yikes! I’m wondering if it’s personality specific as with horses?

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      When you’re on safari, but you have a business meeting at 2.

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    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I just checked Urban Dictionary, and here’s what it has to say:

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        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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          I’ve just embraced it and will shamelessly look it up like the old person I’ve become.

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            • Psychodelic@lemmy.world
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              That seems a little extreme. You don’t have to look up all slang, just looke things up as needed

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            To be fair, “cuh” has been a crip/gang thing for a very long time.

            https://youtu.be/J9CxSlpMzqY?si=2MJ_Xx1CfnbKARHf

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          ong

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            Frfr

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              :)

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                • Kiosade@lemmy.ca
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                  The kids use it instead of “i swear to god”. Just to be different I guess.

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                  It’s a variation of “I swear to God”, which is ironic because Jesus said not to do that.

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          You probably just didn’t grow up in the hood. I’m middle aged and knew exactly what it was, because I heard it all the time growing up.

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          Smoke some bowls and it’ll make more sense

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      ‘Cousin’ as pronounced when you’ve just smoked 6 bowls.

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    Randy the zebra was confused when cousin Karen pulled up in this.

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