henfredemars@infosec.pub to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 months agoI wish my dog could walk himself.message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squareI wish my dog could walk himself.henfredemars@infosec.pub to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.
minus-squareSusagalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·8 months agoGranted. You are now spending less quality time with your dog. Your dog now knows you don’t want to spend time with him, and feels betrayed that you used an entire wish for it. Over time, you drift apart, and your dog stops loving you.
minus-squareSusagalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoYou’re gonna appreciate the fuck out of the next walk, I bet. And your dog will too.
Granted. You are now spending less quality time with your dog. Your dog now knows you don’t want to spend time with him, and feels betrayed that you used an entire wish for it. Over time, you drift apart, and your dog stops loving you.
Jesus Satan. Calm down.
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You’re gonna appreciate the fuck out of the next walk, I bet. And your dog will too.
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