• ed_cock@feddit.de
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    6 months ago

    “What should we do to get more people working in the health sector?”

    “Better pay and more manageable shifts!”

    “Roll back privatization to shift the focus to sustainability over profits!”

    “I’d just enslave the youth again.”

    [Employee 1& 2 get defenestrated for a change]

    • xmunk
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      6 months ago

      Defenestrated? You think the German military has that large of a budget?!

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          6 months ago

          That’s a great idea, but how much glass do you need to knock out of a window before it just becomes door.

          • Grandwolf319
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            6 months ago

            Haha, trick question. Doors go all the way to the floor.

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              6 months ago

              Pedantically speaking… they don’t. And it may be difficult to draw a distinction between a window with a very low sill and a door with an extremely high sill.

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          6 months ago

          Der Fenstersturzschein des TÜV ist für nur einen Fenstersturz gültig. Sie müssen die Fenstersturzmeldungstelle noch mal kontaktiert um einen neuen Schein zu bekommen, dann einen anderen Termin bei uns nachfragen. Schönen tag noch. HALLO NÄCHSTE BITTE

          Apparently not :(