Our 1000th post is about tank gimps. I love this fucking community

Wait wait wait… Reduce the size of the tank? That just makes it easier to blow up! Make it so large that even if another tank blows a hole through it, there’s still a lot more tank left to kick ass! Example:

We could have lab grown organic automatons, controlled via LLMs embedded in a neuralink. They will be considered non-human and therefore may serve as emergency rations. At the discretion of the tank commander they can be detached and used for eg minefield discovery, targeting consensus, or as “meat shields” as it were.

Richer or more populated countries would be advantaged as they can obtain pairs of dwarf gimps instead

Uncle Sam wants you to become gimp!

Why does this read as a more convoluted and less incense burning version of machine cultist.

We need a gimp swarm. Men in latex suits swarming hostile tanks violating everything throughout their path.