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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year ago

Anon tells a story about president Taft

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Anon tells a story about president Taft

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year ago
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  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    “I’m not a big fat president, I’m the big fat president!”

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    Technical truth, justice, and liberty for all.

  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    Everybody remembers “a man, a plan, a canal: Panama” but nobody remembers “Taft: fat”.

    • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Taft fat is a palindrome.

      • lengau@midwest.social
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        Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome.

        • jxk
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          Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome, says Dr. Dsyase Mordnila Patonsie Mordnila Pasi Taft fat.

    • Ghyste
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      I would argue that many people remember that Taft got stuck in the White House bathtub and had it replaced with one more suitable for his size.

  • Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “legal business” so he visits for illegal business too??

    • prayer
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      Maybe. Or maybe he’s a lawyer. Then again, what’s the difference!

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    You know what? Respect.

  • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca
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    I hope to someday use my clout for personal gain too

    • abruptly8951@lemmy.world
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      Before becoming president

      I don’t think the story implies clout was used for this. Just a play on words to make the conductor think there would be a crowd boarding rather than an individual

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        Ah, using trickery on the average Joe… as they say, politicians will be politicians

  • macrocarpa@lemmy.world
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    Taft, you old dog!

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