• Flying Squid
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    461 month ago

    So he’s a real life Rob Liefeld Captain America?

    (Minus the muscle, obviously.)

      • Flying Squid
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        101 month ago

        Not my image. Just the first one I found in an image search. I’m sure if you want to see tiny Captain America penis, you can find it though.

    • Psaldorn
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      81 month ago

      Exactly what I thought! Only now I’m conflicted because I used to think that cover was an awful understanding on anatomy.

      Now… I wonder if he just had musk relatives as case studies.

    • agentshags
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      11 month ago

      Such huge muscles, but such a tiny little censorship bar LOL

  • @[email protected]
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    311 month ago

    How is it physically possible to be shaped like this? This is as odd as the zuckerburg leg shot. Bunch of weird assholes.

    • @[email protected]
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      151 month ago

      Not a doctor but I’ve always felt he looks like he has something called barrel chest. It’s typically associated with emphysema but there are other causes as well. I wonder if he has always been shaped like this or if it’s something that started for him later in life.

      • @[email protected]
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        71 month ago

        Yeah he swore he was gonna get swole and then didn’t do the lifting part so he literally just swelled up like a fat tick

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      151 month ago

      Only because he’s sucking his gut in so hard. Which must be exhausting.

      Go on Elon, relax and let that beer belly hang loose. You’re not fooling anyone.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      Yes seriously that picture up there is so old, it was pre-cybertrufk. Someone please update it by trading that person in his chest for a CyberTruck.

  • Cap
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    51 month ago

    Watch as Musk seamlessly blends in with his surroundings. Predators are unable to distinguish his profile from the white yacht with black trim.