• @[email protected]
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    531 month ago

    How is she in bed though? Wait, no, that doesn’t matter, she’s crazy. But very techy, so that’s good, but still, red flag. But…

    • Panda (he/him)OP
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      341 month ago

      Word has it that crazy sex is the best sex but you didn’t hear that from me

      • @[email protected]
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        221 month ago

        The thing about crazy sex is it’s awesome until you learn to stop liking it. But you’ll fucking learn and it’ll be the hard way

          • @[email protected]
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            51 month ago

            Oh it can stop being good. Trauma can do shit to you. Crazy in the head and crazy in bed sometimes blend into shit like sexual violence. And suddenly what you find yourself really craving is someone who is stable yet adventurous, someone who will discuss what crazy shit we’ll do together then discuss what we liked and didn’t afterwards.

        • @[email protected]
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          41 month ago

          Sex isn’t good unless you go to sleep after worrying about whether you’re about to get woken up by being hit with a skillet. If you’re lucky it’s not cast iron.

      • @[email protected]
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        171 month ago

        The stuff before and after the crazy sex is the worst. Probably. I wouldn’t know. Never had sex.

      • @[email protected]
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        131 month ago

        it’s like all sex is make up sex, but they also hate themselves and want you to agree with them. just because they are begging you to piss in their mouth doesn’t mean its awesome though.

  • @can
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    341 month ago

    OK

  • Dojan
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    321 month ago

    The dialog just having an “OK” button to dismiss is the funniest thing.

  • Xanthrax
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    1 month ago

    I worked at a similar company. If it’s what I’m familiar with, it’s mostly meant for young account owners to notify their elderly parents that there’s an emergency or stop buying stuff. (A lot of people refuse to put parental controls on their parents; DO IT)

    The only thing is, they’re either using their ex’es service, or their ex has access to the account. If the latter is true, they need to remove their ex as a validated user, IMMEDIATELY.

    Also, yes. Creepy ex’es call in all the time for thrir old partner’s personal details. That’s why THEY tell us to never GIVE OUT details to confirm identity. We ask for the details from the customer.

  • @[email protected]
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    171 month ago

    Ah, I remember the days when my crazy ex just created more AIM accounts to contact me.

    Yes, my back hurts, why do you ask?