I’m frightened that one day I’ll wake up only to realize that I somehow have ended up in fortnite

First of all: where’s that announcement?

Second, and most importantly: that sounds fucking awful! Fallout 4 was already pandering too much to people who don’t like Fallout games with the settlement bullshit and the crappy new skill system!

… Fartnote?

Sure, why not at this point.

Epic saw Ready Player One and said “let’s do that”