• Blackout
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    381 month ago

    The legs are so white they blind me. Damn you tactical shorts!

    • @gravitas_deficiency
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      51 month ago

      Like a walking flashbang - you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

  • @[email protected]
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    i mean, i think it’s pretty obvious they meant like dress uniforms. these are just short and tight compared to dress blues, but generally in a similar style.

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        that’s why i said they were like military pants but short lol

        it’s still the same style of pants and that’s still how they’re described, theses ones are just cut into shorts. military is just the term for the style of pants worn in dress uniforms. it doesn’t mean every pair of pants in that cut are used by the military.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          Isn’t that style of pant just called “slacks”?

          Edit: some other people shared some pictures of British soldiers in these shorts. So the British army may actually have a uniform with shorts like this, but baggier.

  • @[email protected]
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    81 month ago

    Historically, there were shorts issued by the UK, New Zealand and Australian militaries. I think Australia might yet do so

  • don
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    Nevermind, see non-retarded link below.

  • IninewCrow
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    The average person ordering one of these: … I’ll take a size XXXXXXXXXXXL please.

    The average store that keeps these in stock: Oh sorry, we’re out of that size, but we do have a size larger, do you want that instead?

    The average person thinking about their choices: ??? … mmmmmm … ?? … OK! … I’ll take three

    • Nougat
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      371 month ago

      I’m not sure who you think the “average person” is, or what your insults against that person are, but you sure are trying hard.

    • don
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      51 month ago

      How to turn “I hate average people! I’m not average, I’m different!!! into a Netflix series.