• Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      Right it’s still reeking of the usual LinkedIn vibe (“my infinite wisdom will change your life!”) but at least it’s factual stuff and humorous.

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    I mean I kind of get the metaphor and appreciate the idea of being the kind of leader that people can feel comfortable around, but there’s got to be better ways of expressing that.

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    I was expecting the twist to be that fart was an acronym. Like:

    Fess up
    Admit mistakes
    Reassess direction
    Time-bound

    A good leader is willing to have a F.A.R.T. discussion.

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      Fess up

      I shat my pants

      Admit mistakes

      I thought it would just be a fart

      Reassess direction

      I should probably not go to that meeting right now

      Time-bound

      I have 90 seconds until that shart starts to leek out of my pants

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    This is why I fart constantly whenever I’m in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I’m setting an example for the junior engineers.

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    I have noise cancelling headphones and am used to working mostly at home. Sometimes I wonder if I’ve ever accidentally ripped a doozy in my cube without realizing it.

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      I accidentally hit my vape when we experimented with BTO at my last employer. Luckily, I was the first one in and the back door was nearby, so I just rushed outside to exhale. Vaping at home while working had become my norm.

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      Are your respect based on the ability to contain flatulence? You do you, I just hope that any lactose intolerant people around you stay away from that sweet lactose :P

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    How much you wanna bet the author of that post also has a fetish for farts?