DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agoWhat's the strangest job title you've ever heard?message-squaremessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the strangest job title you've ever heard?DandomRude@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square67fedilinkfile-text
For me, a random sales guy took the cake when he introduced himself as “Chief Innovation Evangelist”.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·edit-26 months agoI was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I half jokingly said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though
minus-squareBgugi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·6 months agoAt first I was like “good luck finding that female semen…” Then I realized I’m just dumb.
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 months agoYeah I’m still not getting it lol
minus-squareGlytch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·6 months agoIn case you seriously aren’t getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an “x” or a “y” chromosome
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·6 months agoShit ok that’s what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that’s not how it works lmao.
minus-squarebighatchester@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoThanks for explaining it . I really didn’t get it lol .
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoYou can separate bull semen? I don’t want to Google this. How is this done?
minus-squarelars@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·6 months agoNo need to Google You can separate bull semen by just using your mouth. Hope this helps!
minus-squarebradorsomething@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoAt least you weren’t the Head Semen Collector
minus-squaremindbleachlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 months agoThis sounds like the opposite of “milk a bull” jokes.
I was being recruited to design and develop a machine that sorted bull semen into male and female and I half jokingly said I’d consider it if i could have the title of Sr Semen Sorter and manager said ok. COVID stopped the project though
At first I was like “good luck finding that female semen…” Then I realized I’m just dumb.
Yeah I’m still not getting it lol
In case you seriously aren’t getting it, it would sort sperm based on whether it had an “x” or a “y” chromosome
Shit ok that’s what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that’s not how it works lmao.
Thanks for explaining it . I really didn’t get it lol .
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You can separate bull semen? I don’t want to Google this. How is this done?
No need to Google
by just using your mouth. Hope this helps!
At least you weren’t the Head Semen Collector
This sounds like the opposite of “milk a bull” jokes.