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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

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I’m drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!
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  As a large languag model I do not drink water
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  I’m going to drink my water before you get to it!
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    breaks through window, wrestles cup out of your hands, stands over you, bleeding
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      drinks the blood.
      
      NOW I HAVE YOUR WATER!!
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        weeps
        
        immediately a Fremen begins to extoll about my water giving virtues
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  HYDROHOMIES UNITE

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