• minibyte
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    5 months ago

    Grown man. Walk around house naked. Do the occasional johnson windmill

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      5 months ago

      Are you describing what you do or giving me suggestions? Either way I love it.

      Also very jealous if I’m right about what I imagine a “Johnson windmill” is. I could maybe do an “acorn in the breeze” but that’s about it.

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        5 months ago

        Be creative. Maybe something with coconuts?

        Johnson windmill

        I think it’s also known as helicopter dick. But you’d have to get it going a bit before it gets some traction.