• @[email protected]
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    7710 days ago

    The headline is a bit wrong: the tubes don’t seem to be returning, it’s mostly talking about an industry they never left: hospitals. They are fancier now, though.

    • Alphane Moon
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      1810 days ago

      Yeah, I was curious what new use cases were being deployed; was disappointed not read about this in the article.

      • @[email protected]
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        1510 days ago

        It’s true! I put a potato in my face hole and it comes out between my butt cheeks. A bit worse for wear but it doesn’t matter.

        • @[email protected]
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          39 days ago

          What an awful inspiration for a waterslide concept. Halfway through, you get covered in fecies collected from the port-o-potties.

          And dumped off in the pool at the bottom…shaped like a toilet.

          Dammit brain!!! Why do you make me think these things??? Other people are thinking about puppies, or, 4th of july plans, or pride month, or juneteenth, or how small snicker bars can get before bite size is the new standard bar.

          Yet here I am thinking “what if we ruined everybodys pool party???”

    • @[email protected]
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      710 days ago

      If only we had a series of pneumatic tubes connecting all our homes, you could order something online and have it pop up right next to you minutes later.

      • @[email protected]
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        19 days ago

        A big truck…for dumping…a dump…truck…A DUMP TRUCK!!!

        OMG!!! THAT MEANS CONSTRUCTION WORKERS ARE ACTUALLY IT PROFESSIONALS!!! That explains…nothing actually. If anything it raises a whole NEW set of questions.

    • @ElderWendigo
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      19 days ago

      You could proyget pretty good bandwidth with a tube full of portable digital storage. Latency will suck though.

  • @[email protected]
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    269 days ago

    I want more pneumatic tube systems. I don’t care what it’s used for. They are super satifying and analog.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea
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      99 days ago

      Yeah, what happened to transit pneumatic tubes? I feel like hyperloop was supposed to be close to that, but that never happened.

      Make it an attraction, I’ll ride it.

      • @[email protected]
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        249 days ago

        The Hyperloop was very successful, it prevented billions of dollars of investment in mass transit, then evaporated before it could reduce the market for cars.

        • Lord Wiggle
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          “grisly results”. Are you sure? I think the pressure failure of the Titan submarine was closer to “grisly”. Transit tube failure scores lower on the pressure failure scale. /jk

    • Lord Wiggle
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      17 days ago

      I want one to get beer from the fridge to the couch. I could move the fridge next to the couch, but if a pneumatic system is an option, I assume I don’t have to explain which would be the better choice by a land slide. Cool beers on the couch, in the garden, in the bath tub, etc. I could fire my wife.

      Of course I’m joking, I would never exchange my wife for a pneumatic tube system. I don’t have a wife.

  • @[email protected]
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    2010 days ago

    That’s why:

    As computers and credit cards started to become more prevalent in the 1980s, reducing paperwork significantly, the systems shifted to mostly carrying lab specimens, pharmaceuticals, and blood products. Today, lab specimens are roughly 60% of what hospital tube systems carry; pharmaceuticals account for 30%, and blood products for phlebotomy make up 5%.

    I initially thought it’s because of IT-security and the hospital hacks.

  • @[email protected]
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    1610 days ago

    The look on her face says “ah, shit. Here we go. Just another day with all these fuckin’ tubes”

  • @[email protected]
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    1410 days ago

    Some Costcos still have them. Used to send checks and cash to the back office once they hit a limit. Guessing not so much any more.

    • @[email protected]
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      29 days ago

      I remember seeing these Costco tubes as a kid in the 90s. Thought it was the coolest fucking thing, the vertical pipe going up from each cashier and making a maze of pipes all heading somewhere on the ceiling

    • @[email protected]
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      29 days ago

      We used to use them for the same thing in Kmart (Australia) when I worked there 20 years ago. They were used to clear the float so you didn’t have too much cash in the register. Now that 90% of transactions are on card I bet they don’t use them anymore.

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    410 days ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    In science fiction, they were envisioned as a fundamental part of the future—even in dystopias like George Orwell’s 1984, where the main character, Winston Smith, sits in a room peppered with pneumatic tubes that spit out orders for him to alter previously published news stories and historical records to fit the ruling party’s changing narrative.

    “The pneumatic tube system of communication is, of course, in use in many of the downtown stores, in newspaper offices […] but there exists a great deal of ignorance about the use of compressed air, even among engineering experts.”

    Electrical rail won out over compressed air, paper records and files disappeared in the wake of digitization, and tubes at bank drive-throughs started being replaced by ATMs, while only a fraction of pharmacies used them for their own such services.

    It just makes too much sense to not do it,” says Cory Kwarta, CEO of Swisslog Healthcare, a corporation that—under its TransLogic company—has provided pneumatic tube systems in health-care facilities for over 50 years.

    As computers and credit cards started to become more prevalent in the 1980s, reducing paperwork significantly, the systems shifted to mostly carrying lab specimens, pharmaceuticals, and blood products.

    Steven Fox, who leads the electrical engineering team for the pneumatic tubes at Michigan Medicine, describes the scale of the materials his system moves in terms of African elephants, which weigh about six tons.


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  • @[email protected]
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    After reading the archive of the article, i can’t stop picturing a tube system capable of carrying a 6 ton African Elephant

  • @[email protected]
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    When I was young I remember that banks often had large drive-thrus with pneumatic tube systems at each car stall.

    There would only be one teller but they could serve quite a few lanes.

    If you wanted a cash withdrawal, you might put your ID and your withdrawal slip in the tube, and a few minutes later it would come back with cash in it.

    It was pretty rad. But ATMs seem like a better bet overall.