I too have a long weiner. Not long enough to reach the ground though… ☹️
That’s because you’re doing it wrong. First, take off all your clothes. Bonus points if you’re in public. Then lie down flat on your stomach side. If necessary, start thrusting your hips up and down to help get contact with the ground. Bonus points if you do dirty talk while doing this, in public, in front of people.
I see we’ve found someone who follows Diogenes of Sinope.
Not intentionally? But the more I read about this guy, the more I like his style. He sounds a little like the character House in his brutal honesty and disdain for etiquette, and potentially autistic.
This has to be my favorite ideal though:
Everyone, he claimed, was trapped in this make-believe world which they insisted was reality and, because of this, people were living in a kind of dream state. Source
I swear I’ve heard this idea elsewhere and more recently. Hmm. 🤔 I can’t quite put my finger on it though. But I am a little hungry for a cookie now.
Edit: I love this man.
When asked what talent he had he replied, “That of governing men” and then demanded to be sold to Xeniades saying, “Sell me to that man; for he wants a master.” Even though he was a slave at this point, and in no position to demand anything, he believed so completely in himself that others felt compelled to listen to him and do what he said.
And they did. And Xeniades loved him. In fact, the whole damn city loved him. That man was the very epitome of rizz.
Read up on what he said to Alexander the Great when they met up. Diogenes was just a fucking badass.
I did. It was in the article I linked above.
Get out of my sunlight.
And my fav…
If I were not Diogenes, I would also wish to be Diogenes.
Wait, holup… You wear clothes?
Yes. Nobody wants to see me naked. I don’t even want to see me naked.
I want to see you naked.
Not in a sexual way, but you’ve got me curious now.
I want to see you naked.
😳
Not in a sexual way, but you’ve got me curious now.
🤣
I’ve got to say, I was not expecting this reply.
I’m a strange dude lol
2015
A classic.
i mean i would eat a hotdog on the ground outside if i was truly hungry. ive seen motherfuckers do similar shit.
Hah, yeah, I’m poor (relatively to being in a rich country with thankfully at least a subsistence-allowing social system), and my for the most of my life undiagnosed autism and related personality disorder left me with many phases where I was unable to leave my apartment to get groceries. It’s amazing how low you can end up lowering your standards if you get truly hungry, and have next to nothing “proper” available.
humble bragging that he’s hot 😆
Just because you are hungry doesn’t mean that you are desperate enough to go for a hot dog that has been laying on the ground. Maybe he should try to make himself more appealing than that.
- Edit: I get it now. Poe’s law hits hard sometimes.
You almost got the joke
it was a self deprecating joke
You may be taking this post slightly too seriously.
