Waiting for the day republicans start installing separate gendered bathrooms in their homes.
Me on my way to ground my son for using the FEMALE bathroom when he’s a MALE (i am a very good parent)
Don’t tell dad that I sit down to pee almost exclusively.
How does it feel?
My pants are less wet and my bathroom is cleaner
Pretty chill
Especially in the morning or evening
Plus it’s better for your bladder health
Great!
convenient when i suddenly need to take a dump as well
Also on the toilet it’s Lemmy scrolling time.
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🤢 toilet seats are so gross even at home I don’t sit on it unless I have to just foul and outside I just would wait until I get home if I’d need to sit down
If your toilet seat is gross, maybe clean it?
it’s attached to a toilet no matter how much you clean it it’s still gross
Imagine having a whole ass lounge dedicated to sex before marriage. Living the high life.
I dunno, seems really inconvenient to me. What if you decide to get married at some point? I would just build a sex-regardless-marriage room, to get a little potential future-proofing done.
And maybe expand the gay room a bit.
This is absurd. The estrogen lab should be switched with the sexb4marriage lounge, so i can watch boywives in their kitchen at leisure, and take the estrogen to use in the trans bathroom efficiently.
Also, obviously you don’t want the lounge opening right into the bathroom. Unless that’s your thing, but then you should just convert your gay room into a multipurpose area.
So a republicans house is just this but every room is labeled guns?
There’s the prayer / wife beating room, the incest / strictly missionary only room, the bathroom where wiping or cleaning your ass is forbidden, and the Fox News while drinking Lonestar and shooting at rats room.
Guns and christianity maybe.
Gotta put the trucks somewhere, too.
A kitchen just for me?! 🥺
For us, comrade.
With attached abortion, for convenience
How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?
wait doesn’t everyone just have a closet full of abortion???
I’m more of a walk-in abortion kind of person.
No no this is for performing them, not for trophies. Common mistake
Lots of coat hangers in there.
It’s just where they keep the vacuum.
Thoomp!
so that’s why it’s always clogged
you mean a medicine cabinet??
Where’s the secular “zen” room?
Don’t know, I’ll be in abortion if you’re looking for me!
I’m telling mom you keep hogging abortion.
The Trans bathroom looks just like my bathroom. Wtf I’m shook.
Oh no that’s horrible, where is this house… So I can avoid it :3
I mean who doesn’t have a gay room these days?
More importantly, why is the gay room so small? You can barely get any gay in there.
Gerrymandering
Tell Gerry to m(e)ander his way out so the rest of us can have a turn in the gay room.
Let’s not overlook the weed porch
Excuse me, that’s the weed patio. The hookah goes on the porch.
I mean, I’d probably want a door.
In this economy??
To be fair, the only way to afford a place like this is to run some sort of lab out of it.
I’ll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I’m not back.
I spent a lot of time in the boywife kitchen, but the abortion pantry just has snacks. I guess we sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge? I’d swap the Gay Room and the Estrogen Lab. I surf Lemmy and do more science in the Gay Room, and my sweetheart hangs out in the Estrogen Lab.
The bathroom is trans, yes. There’s a second (cis) bathroom.
