• @imaqtpieA
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    1226 days ago

    Comprehensive collection of American baseball player names as imagined/made up by Japanese developers of Fighting Baseball in 1995 due to their lack of licensing rights. Never gets old.

    The gift that keeps on giving 😂

  • @[email protected]
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    986 days ago

    Howdy fellas, my name is Kenichi Smith.

    I’m a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

    I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

    I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

    When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

    I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

    Wish me luck in America!

    • @[email protected]
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      12 days ago

      pickup trucks looking longingly at the tractor stuck in the mud, dreaming of a day where they might leave the pothole-filled asphalt and actually be used for something productive

    • @[email protected]
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      426 days ago

      Jokes on you, I don’t own a tractor! (It did remimd me of that time my pickup truck got stuck in the mud though)

    • @[email protected]
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      246 days ago

      Mud? Must be nice. We ain’t seem moren’a tenth in weeks. Ponds nearabout dry. Hope’n the Good Lord blesses us with a shower soon.

  • @[email protected]
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    285 days ago

    Sure, Japanese writers smash a bunch of English-sounding syllables together and it’s funny but when I make up Chinese names by throwing pots and pans down the stairs suddenly I’m the racist.

    • @[email protected]
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      185 days ago

      Well, it’s the fact that you did that then reported it on the news is what people took exception to.

  • @[email protected]
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    606 days ago

    The Simpsons eating at a restaurant called America Town in Tokyo:

    Waiter: Howdy, gangstas. I am average American Joe salary-man waiter. Don’t ask me, I don’t know anything, I am product of American education system! I also build poor-quality cars and inferior-style electronics.

    Homer: Hahahaha he’s really got our number!

  • Lad
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    266 days ago

    Do you have any non-dairy creamer?

    I’ll use my credit card!

  • @[email protected]
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    65 days ago

    Travis Smithson is a DAMN FINE COWBOY and I won’t hear NOBODY tarnish his good God-fearin’ American name!

  • @[email protected]
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    126 days ago

    If’n that boy wants to play a lil Possum in the Graveyard, I ain’t see no harm, am I right fellas? 🤣🤣🤣

    • HonkyTonkWoman
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      56 days ago

      Possum in the Graveyard… is that one where we stuck a possum in Ricky’s dishwasher & fed it nothing but circus peanuts til Ricky got back from jail?

      That damn thing cut him up so bad 🤣 I’m a little sorry he lost an eye, but that was funny as hell.

  • @[email protected]
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    26 days ago

    still strange to see “welp” has integrated into communication in this way.

    Well is a word (a place to get water, and how you can be described while getting it)

    Whelp is a word (the act of birthing adorable canines)

    • @[email protected]
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      256 days ago

      “welp” isn’t related to whelping. It’s a way to write the word “well” when it’s used as an interjection (meaning it has no definition). The word is often pronounced with a terminal -p and people started writing the letter in text.

      • Sabata
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        116 days ago

        $ well -p

        bash: well: command not found

        I honestly don’t know what I’m doing with my life, but saw terminal and… welp…

  • @ironhydroxide
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    -126 days ago

    The “am I right” irks me so bad. It just screams “I NEED EXTERNAL JUSTIFICATION. PLEASE SOMEONE NOTICE ME.” And on it’s own that’s not all that terrible, except it’s been shamelessly used by bots to plug ads.