• @CaptDust
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    7414 days ago

    Is it still considered “eating the onion” if the story is reality?

    • @[email protected]
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      413 days ago

      As onion articles becoming like a Handbook for reality, its just a glimpse into the future…

    • @Rampsquatch
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      1513 days ago

      The Beaverton is a Canadian satire news site. It’s a maple flavoured onion.

      • Ghostface
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        613 days ago

        That’s the saddest thing. When a satire rag has to go straight. 🙃

  • ALQ
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    3114 days ago

    🤞Himself🤞 Please oh please.

    • @[email protected]
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      713 days ago

      I don’t normally advocate violence, but how much would we pay to see this? I think we could probably clear the national debt

  • HotsauceHurricane
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    1713 days ago

    It is imperative that Biden writes a message from the office of the president that he will “shoot trump on stage during the next debate. “

    • Schadrach
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      1613 days ago

      That probably wouldn’t be an official act. Instead, he should order Kamala to do it (communicating with the VP is a core duty) and then pardon her when she does (pardons are a core duty). There, everyone is immune and the entire scheme cannot be questioned or referenced for evidence except for impeachment.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 days ago

      Ive realized recently that there will not be an uprising while we live at least somewhat comfortably. Risking all you have is worth only when you don’t have much.

      So yeah, washington needs change, usa should preserve its democracy, but it doesn’t look like there is enough people willing to form organized protests that would have an impact. And also, change from within does not look likely.

  • Grant_M
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    113 days ago

    The Onion, allow me to introduce you to The Beaverton.