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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Mind blown!

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Mind blown!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    I didn’t even realize that today’s their birthday! Can I just sign my name on your card and you say the gift is from both of us?

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    I was looking up a video of some demon’s souls boss (game came out in 2009) and the video said “15 years ago” 😐

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      Haha, somebody did the math wrong.

      * does the math *

      Oh no.

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  • hark@lemmy.world
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    when you realize

    time

  • Scott
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    Woah

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    No no, you are wrong, people born in 2000’s are not yet adults, they are just teenagers. Lalalala … I can’t hear you … lalalala

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      I was born in 2000. And I’m coming for ya.

      Seriously though, I’m already an MSc and living my own life for a while.

      Time’s a bitch

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        I was born in 24. My back.

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    When you realize Jesus is 2024 years old

    • boatsnhos931@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Jesus owes me 1200 dollars

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      Just like Earth!

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    Have they retired yet?

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      Not in this economy

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    The beauty of always knowing your age because it’s the same as the current year

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    Hahaha, keep your smug smiles 25 ad babies, you are next to hit 2ky!!

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    Romans eunt domus

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    I just saw a picture of Hitler, that said he died in 45, but 45 is in the future!

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    Like this guy: ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOTKDgrdvdg

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    bro fr

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