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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 10 months ago

Anon is a truck driver

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Anon is a truck driver

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 10 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    Anon missed a chance to get the cookie hooked on drugs and force it to perform while paying it with a bag each night.

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    I’d say he had some cookies for himself, and it sounds a bit like those cookies had some interesting … herbal … ingredients.

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    I want my 53 seconds back

  • agamemnonymous
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    What a strangely obtuse way to refer to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

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    i need the thing he is smoking

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      This is bat country!

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    What are the odds?

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      Man, if someone can’t shoot Trump, could they at least shoot her? Idk if there’s a single person running who is more vile than Kari Lake. I fucking hated her as a news anchor, I hate her as a Trump brown-noser even more.

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    the end

    Or is it?

    • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Dunt-dunt-du~n.

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    Anon is mental

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    Can oysters live in a lake?

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      Mussels can

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    Well that’s very un professional from Anon to open his inventory and bring it into the cabin.

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    deleted by creator

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      Gookie

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