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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 11 months ago

Anon is ready to propose

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Anon is ready to propose

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 11 months ago
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  • tetrachromacy@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    This fucking cookie joke I knew when I saw the first one it was coming and still made me laugh.

  • Varyk
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    Huh?

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      Ohhhh I get it now

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        I’m Aaron Mahnke… And this: is Lore

      • samus12345@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Just how small was this cookie that it fit in an oyster??

        • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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          You’ll note that the story says TWO oysters were stuck to it, which would likely be able to conceal one cookie. The author says that they opened the oyster before the cookie danced inside. If we consider the “inside” of the oyster as the part now on top, then it doesn’t seem all that ridiculous for the cookie to have danced on one oyster. You have to be careful, though as it could easily distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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    11 months ago

    wtf is happening

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    11 months ago

    noting that the ring is unaccounted for…
    expecting to explore more of this universe.

    • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Is there a reminder not on Lemmy?

      • Mac@mander.xyz
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        11 months ago

        I’m not sure what you’re asking.

        edit: found this:
        https://programming.dev/u/RemindMe

        • Wave@lemmy.ml
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          11 months ago

          deleted by creator

          • Mac@mander.xyz
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            11 months ago

            Ohhh. That’s obvious now. lmao

        • Klear@lemmy.world
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          11 months ago

          Reminder bot. Like reddit used to have.

          • Mac@mander.xyz
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            I’m fairly certain i remember someone had programmed one but i dont remember where…

            If i find it I’ll let you know!

             

            edit: found this:
            https://programming.dev/u/RemindMe

            • Klear@lemmy.world
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              11 months ago

              Thanks! Too sleepy right now, but I gotta look into it tomorrow.

              [email protected] 16 hours

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    11 months ago

    This is not half bad

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