• @snapoff
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    92 months ago

    I stuff the fitted sheet in a pillowcase, as the lord intended. Hair color please!

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      Wrinkly old thing with shiny luscious hair will look weird, no thanks. What do you even get out of it?

      One less housekeeping annoyance? Yes, please!

  • @[email protected]
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    42 months ago

    Fitted sheets all the way. I can color my hair far better than I can fold a fuckin fitted sheet. Besides, I’m graying early and have this badass streak in the front.

  • @[email protected]
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    32 months ago

    I don’t fold fitted sheets. I keep them on my bed until they wear through too much and then I throw them out.

  • Lemminary
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    22 months ago

    Don’t underestimate how much hair factors in looking young. I’m taking that one. My sheets can stay a mess for all I care.

  • @[email protected]
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    22 months ago

    I’d go with fitted sheets ability.

    I have ‘dirty blonde’ hair, so I already live in a world where no one can decide or agree on what shade of brown or blonde it is or isn’t.

  • toomanypancakes
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    22 months ago

    Hair color, fitted sheets aren’t hard! You just make ghost hands with the corners, put them together, then fold like normal.

  • Sibbo
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    22 months ago

    First. Never bothered about changing hair colour for any reason.

  • southsamurai
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    22 months ago

    Man, I already aced that skill back in my working days an a nurse’s assistant.

    I’ll take the infinite shades of brown

  • @[email protected]
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    22 months ago

    Who cares about sheets? I’ll change my hair color in rapid, undulating patterns, that will be a cool party trick and conversation starter.