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      5 months ago

      Government worker removes pepperoni. Instantly crushed to death by security for use of unauthorized pizza.

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          If I were a government guy and I cut pizza then maybe! I was literally born next to a hellfire test site. I used to catch bugs there.

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      Round pizza? What do you think this is, Dominos? Real military pizza is fit to a square pan, and uses nacho cheese and 3 bean salad because that’s what’s left over