“Dear diary, today, a patient seemed insecure about their body- they believed that they had a distended gut, bulbous small muscle groups, and atrophied testicles. I alleviated their worries by commenting on their vivid shoulder tattoo of an anthropomorphic frog and complimenting the size of their testicles. Another one spared from dysmorphia.”

“Well, uhh, it’s obvious your an insides Dr. and not an eye Dr.!”

few weeks

Expects to be mistaken for roid rager.