• peto (he/him)
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    2 months ago

    I once told a new guy not to stress over the Champagne because they bounce if you drop them.

    I managed to stop him spiking the bottle into the floor.

  • @[email protected]
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    522 months ago

    I’m pretty sure if it really had that feature it would be very prominently advertised on it, no guesswork needed

    • don
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      11 month ago

      “How the hell is the entire store’s inventory defective?! Talk about unlucky!”

  • @can
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    232 months ago

    That would make my day

  • @PiJiNWiNg
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    132 months ago

    This sounds like a dad joke gone wrong

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    -2572 months ago

    It’s paying well enough that they’re able to afford an iPhone, maybe they should understand cleaning up messes if occasionally part of the job?

    • @pelespirit
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      322 months ago

      Hey, you seem to be trolling in a jokey way. If I see someone with this many downvotes, then I assume the community doesn’t think you’re being excellent to them, so Rule 5. If I see you doing this kind of trolling in the community again, I’ll ban you. This is a warning.

      • @[email protected]
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        112 months ago

        another point being that he often posts some inflammatory comment and then disappears without responding to a single one of multiple replies calling out his bullshit

        • @pelespiritM
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          92 months ago

          That’s exactly why I think it’s jokey trolling. I think he’s human, but that’s how bots act as well.

    • @[email protected]
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      982 months ago

      Or it’s heavily subsidized on their plan or finances across many months, creating a de facto contract.

      Boot lick harder. People aren’t your fucking servants and are allowed to complain when shitty people do shitty things on purpose.

      • The Pantser
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        -322 months ago

        Much like cars, the person with a nice car could be living in the ghetto which then begs the question of why are you driving a $50k car and living there? In terms of a tagline on a Twitter post no it doesn’t tell you anything about the person but if it said “sent with my iPhone 15” it would tell a bigger story.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            Yea, hate Apple users for valid reasons, like giving more money to a company that gloats about how rich they are.

            • @[email protected]
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              52 months ago

              tbh i hate just about every corporation, but especially ones that create a “culture” of fanboys/girls who adopt the brand as part of their own personal identity and condemn any criticism of the brand as if you just kicked their puppy

        • @[email protected]
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          132 months ago

          Maybe because the car is an escape from an otherwise shitty life where staying at home means friction, stress, disagreements and disputes, but the car is their own sacred place, where they can get away from the bullshit and free their mind, and just enjoy a little bit of happiness.

          Not that I’d know anything about that…

    • @[email protected]
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      412 months ago

      You’re right, poors don’t deserve things, how dare they.

      Can you just fuck off? Do you have to be a twat in every thread on the entire fediverse? Shit gets old.

      • @[email protected]
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        262 months ago

        LOL i see that kid everywhere, posting the shittiest possible takes in the most ineffectual ways

    • Franklin
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      382 months ago

      This is everyone’s daily reminder to please not feed the trolls.

    • @[email protected]
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      182 months ago

      Hey come on, cumfart. Your trolling is normally funny and harmless. Your can do better than this

    • Em Adespoton
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      162 months ago

      The store likely loses more in damaged/stolen merchandise than the employee makes.

      All of that is money that could have been spent on actual customer service if people weren’t wasting it.

      Of course, we all know that it wouldn’t actually be spent on customer service, but that’s a different topic.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      no one mentioned money, but i guess it’s necessary to inject that particular strawman into this argument in order to push your “how dare you say anything critical about your capitalist overlords” point, isn’t it?

      fuck retail, and fuck retailers

    • @ayyy
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      92 months ago

      Wow you’re really funny. I bet you have lots of friends and a fulfilling life.