• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Listen, we may have bad taste in women but standards can only go so low. I bet she goes bobbing for mussels in the hopes she gets invited to lesbian orgies

      Edit: ok she looks like someone who your lesbian prostitute friend says managed to be the worst lay of her week despite being the only woman.

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      Doubtful. Lesbians are cool. She’d see that if she hung out with them.

      I wonder if she was one of the kids at Epstein’s island.

      • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world
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        A number of years ago while helping to build a theater set I was introduced to two self-professed “lesbians with power tools”. I still chuckle when I think about them introducing themselves that way.

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          My autism would make me think they ran a power tool renting shop or soemthing