• southsamurai
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    101 month ago

    Chicks love beards, it’s just a fact.

    My chick used to love sitting on my beard until she got too big. Alas, chicks turn into adults at some point.

    Also, I miss having a hot, young chick sitting on my beard, but I don’t miss her pooping on my chest.

    She’s older now, and lays like crazy, but she’s not the little thing I bought originally.

      • @[email protected]
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        021 hours ago

        Team america world police. It’s a movie. Whoosh is the sound of the reference going over your head.

        • merde alors
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          110 hours ago

          i forget, at times, that i have to watch every damn stupid movie that anybody may want to use as a reference. excuse me

          how does the reference alter the meaning of what you wrote? can you explain?