• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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      4 months ago

      Ok then, howabout:

      Shoot their soldiers, rip out their living goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads of your tanks.

      • jubilationtcornpone
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        4 months ago

        Oh yeah, it’s right here in the service manual. “Enemy entrails should only be used as lubricant in an emergency, when a a superior petroleum based lubricant is unavailable.”