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arrow-up1170arrow-down1imageOmnipotent being vs. Metal horse cart. Winner: Metal horse cart.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square17fedilink
minus-squareCM400@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down2·3 months agoI mean, to play devil’s advocate, God being with Judah could have just been a colloquial way of saying they were successful, not necessarily that God couldn’t defeat an army with tricked-out wheels.
minus-squareTallonMetroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoWhat’s the point in being the chosen people of a god if the god can’t even be bothered to help you conquer some heathens?
minus-squareSoJB@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·3 months agoApparently, getting to genocide the direct descendants of your God’s all-human all-God all-Spirit Earthly manifestation 2500 years later
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·3 months agoYou’re no fun.
minus-squareCM400@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoFair enough. Fun may resume at will.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoBut alas fun could not resume, for they had jokes of iron.
minus-squareArbitraryValuelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoCould God tell a joke so bad that even He couldn’t laugh at it?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-23 months agoany of your dad’s jokes should work.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoThe Father, Son, and the Dad Jokes
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoOk, it’s the devil’s advocate, but they’re still playing.
I mean, to play devil’s advocate, God being with Judah could have just been a colloquial way of saying they were successful, not necessarily that God couldn’t defeat an army with tricked-out wheels.
What’s the point in being the chosen people of a god if the god can’t even be bothered to help you conquer some heathens?
Apparently, getting to genocide the direct descendants of your God’s all-human all-God all-Spirit Earthly manifestation 2500 years later
You’re no fun.
Fair enough. Fun may resume at will.
But alas fun could not resume, for they had jokes of iron.
Could God tell a joke so bad that even He couldn’t laugh at it?
any of your dad’s jokes should work.
The Father, Son, and the Dad Jokes
Ok, it’s the devil’s advocate, but they’re still playing.