• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    3 months ago

    I was almost at work when I sharted.

    Thought, well, “oh shit” lol. But I was like “OK, get to work, immediately to toilet and alls good.”

    My desks in a corner and none of my team were in that day. Can’t get rid of the smell totally but it won’t be terrible and I’d be well away from everyone else.

    Then I have to go upstairs and spend the day in the very small secure room. Obviously the super cute girl I have a crush on is also working in there that day.

    • fibojoly
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      3 months ago

      That would have been a good time to go full commando.