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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 9 months ago

Anon's experience at a coffee shop

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Anon's experience at a coffee shop

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 9 months ago
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  • ALostInquirer@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    did anon invent a strawwoman to be upset about?

    • Cris@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Lol, well played

    • GJdan@programming.dev
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      Bravo

  • CaptainEffort
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    Had me in the first half

    • fibojoly
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      Had me till the last sentence. 10/10

      • AquaTofana@lemmy.world
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        Me too. I legit thought this was going to be a BS dream sequence. Fantastic turn.

  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    This is gold

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      9 months ago

      I’d rather say it’s pyrite

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    I’m with him, people who litter deserve to be in the lowest depths of hell.

  • KombatWombat@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    My favorite:

    1000001867

    • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      saw that coming a meter away

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