There’s just too many ants for it to be fair.

EDIT: sorry guys post cancelled I forgot bees could sting

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    3817 days ago

    “Fun” fact: The biomass of all the bees in the world is greater than the biomass of almost all the bees in the world.

        • @[email protected]OP
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          617 days ago

          Lions are literally losing to us as we speak, and a significant amount of us are on the Lions’ side

            • @[email protected]
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              That’s still like a hundred to one or even way worse. We can simply shove in (group reader doesn’t like) until they are so full that they can’t move any more and then pile on each individually and still have a few billion people preparing the lion BBQ for afterwards.

              The numbers gap is ridiculously huge!

      • Cadeillac
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        There is a game on Steam you may enjoy. The name eludes me this second, but you get to set a number of certain types of things to fight another of your choice. It has modding support and can be quite fun. I’ll try to find the name and edit it here

        Edit: Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator 2.

        I didn’t know they released a sequel. I don’t have any knowledge on it, only the first, and it has been years since I played

        Edit 2: Here is the original game. It looks like it has better reviews

        • @[email protected]
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          I think you are either overestimating the number of lions or underestimating thr number of the other things. It is to some degree a pure numbers game and there are just not a lot of lions comparatively.

  • @Aurenkin
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    Let’s see who can make a bee lion to the correct answer.

  • JaggedRobotPubes
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    617 days ago

    Let’s keep decreasing the badassness of the insect types until the lions win.

  • @[email protected]
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    I’m guessing the same goes for bees. Those stings are bad.

    I wanna know Gators and or crocodiles vs lions.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      517 days ago

      Oh my God I forgot bees sting

      I was thinking they would swarm them a few at a time and do the vibrate-cook thing they do to predators

  • @[email protected]
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    316 days ago

    Bible’s already covered this and the bees won.

    Judges 14:8 (KJV)

    8 And after a time he returned to take her, and he turned aside to see the carcase of the lion: and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion.

    In other news, I can’t believe I pulled that out of my ass. No idea what this bit of the Samson story is about.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    I’m trying to imagine how were going to get lions and bees to compete. I think all the lions want all the bees because they polinate the vert that their snacks eat.

    And the lions regulate the animals that eat the plants the bees depend on.

    It’s all good between lions and bees.

    • Drunemeton
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      317 days ago

      Did you reply to the wrong post, or maybe super high?

      The cruise sounds like a hell of a good time, but your reply has zero to do with Bees v Lions. 🤓