• Noble Shift
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    10417 days ago

    Republican, check.

    Christian, check.

    Works with children, check.

    Bonus: Florida.

    Yup, that math maths.

    • @[email protected]
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      1516 days ago

      Double bonus is from Venezuelan origin and literally traveled to the border to talk trash about connationals and say they only come here to do crime.

  • @[email protected]
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    4217 days ago

    Thou shalt not steal Thou shalt not bear false witness

    Apparently Christians don’t read the Bible

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        The two male lions (yes, I’m aware a female can grow a mane under certain circumstances) in the back really makes this

        Edit: just noticed the Peacocks. Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride. I love it

        • @kboy101222
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          916 days ago

          The gag in the scene is that he filled the arc only with same sex animal couples

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      I’d say that’s the fundamental tenet of remaining one.

      Nothing cures Christianity like reading the bible with even the mildest of assumptions that God’s moral reasoning might be, at best, somewhat to be desired.

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        Hey, the first part’s pretty good with all the rape and genocide and fire and brimstone, whatever that is. The second part sucks though with that weak-ass, liberal, woke, Jesus cuck on every page.

  • originalucifer
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    3417 days ago

    she forged a notarized document… was she the notary? arent there some serious consequences for an official notary?

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        1017 days ago

        That’s a really weird plan. She could have called for a “random notary” in a non-camera location and had them ‘notarize’ the document, only to find out that they weren’t a real notary.

        That’s one hell of a lazy criminal.

  • @[email protected]
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    3217 days ago

    Of course it’s a Republican, its almost always a Republican. It’s the crime party, after all.

    • @eestileib
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      1017 days ago

      Bob Menendez: “Am I a joke to you?”

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        717 days ago

        Hey at least he did it classy and took gold bars from a foreign country. The cash sewn into clothing was a nice touch as well.

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          316 days ago

          Real old school shit. Gotta hand it to him. Though insider trading would’ve been easier.

          Also noteworthy that basically all of his colleagues called for him to resign the instant that news dropped. Meanwhile a republican gets caught sex trafficking minors and nobody wants to talk about that.

  • Maeve
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    1417 days ago

    No way! From the party of the rule of law?!

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      316 days ago

      It’s the party of laws to poors and minorities and gays and non-Christians and women in their “rightful” place, according to Angry God and his son, Supply-side 'Murican Jesus.