Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025From Warner Bros. Pictures and Legendary Pictures and starring Jason Momoa and Jack Black, “A ...
Baws people who are like, so cool and stuff, showing up to Minecraft land and showing the locals how it’s really done! IRL style! Yeah we have the IP and we’re making money off of it but we’re also going to constantly remind you that we’re too cool for this shit and make fun of everything that you, a fan of Minecraft, actually care about so that we can get cheap laughs from the livestock audiences who also inexplicably think they’re better than you! Doesn’t that sound fun?!
“What the hell?”
Oh boy, it’s going to be that movie.
Baws people who are like, so cool and stuff, showing up to Minecraft land and showing the locals how it’s really done! IRL style! Yeah we have the IP and we’re making money off of it but we’re also going to constantly remind you that we’re too cool for this shit and make fun of everything that you, a fan of Minecraft, actually care about so that we can get cheap laughs from the livestock audiences who also inexplicably think they’re better than you! Doesn’t that sound fun?!
The Marvel Cinematic Universe and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.